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[RPS Claymation style]

The world needs less stop motion people.

I'll give you some credit for style, as it really was very different from most of the crap submitted. However, the animation was not the best, no sound (Big no no) and it was insanely short. You need to work with the program that you are using. My first submission doesn't have very smooth animation either, but after that I experimented and figured out how to make the animation smoother. Also, if you're really dedicated to this, you can't just spend 6 hours and expect to be done, you have to put a lot of time into it. Anyway, like I said above, I really disagree with the last guy, the world needs less ordinary people dabbling in the arts. Anyway, keep working on your stuff, put a little more time into the next one (please put some detail in characters and backrounds) and you should be good.

cal2jack responds:

First off, there are litterally no people here in england who do claymation...no one at all! and secondly, 6 hours isnt enough i know, but i am strapped for time, being a student. I'll do you a deal, i will take my time with the next one, all you have to do is watch it. Thanks for the review.

[Star Wars: Old Wounds]

Nice.

That was really cool. This movie had very good production values, but there was one really big mistake that really bothered me. Aunt Beru's hair was already gray and she looked old. If Luke is 3, then Beru wouldn't be that old already. Obi Wan's gray hair didn't bother me that much because he still looks pretty young in the cartoon, so maybe his hair grayed at a younger age. Besides, they already kinda messed it up a little, because Obi Wan looked younger in Ep. III, and 20 years later in ANH, he looks like he's in his 70s. Anyway, I've kind of gone off on a tangent here. It was a really good cartoon overall, but to a Star Wars fan such as myself, that sort of detail can be troubling.

[D.O.R.K.]

Started off pretty good.

After a while, it became really pointless and boring. It's interesting, but you really should have finished it before submitting it. It still might turn out to be boring after adding things to the backround, but I don't know, I could be wrong. Bottom line, the flash portal is for finished work, it's not a place to see whether you should finish something or not. What you should have done was made this a trailer, because sitting through 5 minutes of nothing doesn't do anything for me.

[(1) Pacman vs. Mario]

That was not good.

The graphics bothered me, the sound bothered me, the fight was pretty badly done, and it was just overall pointless. That's all I have to say about this.

Sharkius-Cubed responds:

Thanks for the review, kiddo!

[Amputation]

Well, I like it.

I always like to watch a good fight scene, and that one was pretty good. It didn't have any point, and I was a little dissapointed that there were no amputated limbs, but it was still pretty neat. It was also a bit short. My guess is that this won't be very successful as it seems that most people are tired of sticks, but I could be wrong. Personally, I can still stomach a few more sticks.

[::RingMan vs. QuickMan::]

Nice.

I liked that. It was pretty funny, nice combat, but for me, the battle was too up close. Probably not a big deal, but it bothered me a little.

[Clay Violence]

I agree with the last guy.

Put more effort into detail, if you read my other reviews, you'll see that I say this a lot for claymations, but people don't seem to get that. Actually, I kinda thought this was okay compared to most crap claymations on this site, because it was a little different. Sure, plenty of people have violent claymations, but it was just kind of cool, I thought. I'm sure some people would dissagree, but really, next claymation you make, put more effort. Please.

[Clayground - The bus stop]

I agree with the last guy, voices were not good.

The biggest problem with the voices was the scream at the end. It was very bogus. Aside from that, the animation is good, but the truth is that it is like what Knox does, and it's not just Knox, it's just that he was the first one to do this. I don't like that people on this website are putting very little effort into detail. What you need to do is make like a backround and sculpt figures, not just clay blobs. Also, this was waaaaay too short. I liked your first one (the first one I saw anyway) that had you in it eating the clay guys and stuff, because that was more of an artistic film. It was interesting, and I pardoned the simple claymen, but really, I think it's time for people to start putting more effort into detail for these. Sorry, I know you asked for no "knox copy" reviews, but well, it has to be said. You're animation is good, just make the next one longer, and try something different. Good luck.

[FPS In Real Life]

Please please PLEASE make more.

I've seen a few live action fps, and I really enjoy watching them. This one in my opinion is the best one. There are some ways in which this one lacks that others have covered, but they are not big details, and this one surpasses overall. It seems like this was modeled after some fps like James Bond or something, but I don't know, I never played James Bond. I really liked the voices, and it was pretty funny overall. Great job, and please, make more, and include more weapons next time if you can!

[Dude, wheres my dog?]

Simple things amuse simple minds I suppose.

I don't get it, so many flash cartoons on here that are not funny that so many people think are funny. This is one of them. I hated the characters with a passion, I mean they look so stupid, and the story was dumb and pointless. I guess people give good ratings for anything as long as it's not a few crappy scribbles that are submitted with the intent of pissing people off.